Wednesday, December 26

Argentina 2008 - Prayer Letter


Dear Friends and Family,

Grace and peace to you from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ! The last few months have been spectacular! In October, I performed as Professor Williard in the play, Our Town, at Mission Viejo High School’s Performing Arts Theater. My character received “dramatic” reviews from critics and the play, itself, was written about in the Orange County Register. Elsewhere, I have been busy writing essays and completing applications in my attempt to be admitted into college. As senior year at Mission Viejo High School moves towards the second semester, I have a solid group of friends who I share and do life with. I have met most of them through my home church, Saddleback Church.

I have been involved in several ministries in the high school ministry. I have taken my passion for drumming and joined the musical worship team. This “upbeat” group has taught me how to work as a team and to lead others to the Throne. Also, I am involved behind-the-scenes during the high school services, giving my knowledge and time in the art of lighting. I have been designing and running the lights for about two years and it has been one of the “brightest” parts of my life.

As part of a team of twenty students from the high school ministry, I will be traversing to Argentina in March of 2008. Argentina is a large country in the southern part of South America. This culturally European country is home to the highest peak in the world outside of Asia, Aconcagua, penetrating the clouds at 22,834 ft.

This missions trip is part of what is known as the P.E.A.C.E. plan, an outreach effort to attack the “five global giants.” They include spiritual emptiness, corrupt leadership, poverty, disease, and illiteracy. This initiative was created to:

P - Promote Reconciliation
E - Equip Leaders
A - Assist The Poor
C - Care For The Sick
E - Educate The Next Generation

Our main goal is to share the love of Christ with the people of Argentina. We willing be traveling to Mendoza, a small city located on the foothills of the Andes Mountains. One team will be working with a church and their outreach to the poor and orphan children. Working with another congregation, the second team will be working with an outreach to families. At this point, it is unclear which team I am apart of. My four years of AP spanish will play a key role in this trip.

There are two ways in which you can be of great assistance. First, PRAY! Pray that we will keep our ears open to what the Lord has called us to do. Also, pray that the team will be God’s ambassadors and honor him with our thoughts, deeds, actions, and words while we are in Argentina. As bond servants to the Lord, pray that we would be a united group with one goal: to love God and to love others.

A second way that you can help is through financial support. All support goes directly towards the funds of the trip, and no where else. The trip is an estimated $2140. Any support would be greatly appreciated. Obviously, this is a substantial amount, but I put my trust in God who transcends money; I know that he will provide for my needs. Please realize that this money is going to be used to share the love and Good News of Jesus Christ with the people of Argentina.

If God leads you to give something financially, small or large, please make it payable to Saddleback Church. Do not include my name in the memo area; in this way, it will be tax deductible. Please send your contributions in an enclosed envelope to my address, which can be found at the bottom of this page. Once given to me, I will take it directly to the church. I must raise $1200 by January 7th, and an additional $800 by February 1st.

Thank you for taking the time to read my letter. I look forward to telling you about the many things that God will have done on my trip to Argentina. May God bless you with His extravagant love.

Sincerely,
Jay Kelly

Contact me if you would like more information.

Mom Gifts

So, the first gift I received on Christ mass morning was a package of assorted color boxer briefs from the mothership. Oh, motherly love!

9:42 AM

Tuesday, December 18

Oh, Gosh

I'm so in the mood for a buzz/bleach!

Buzz the hair, then, bleach it!

Monday, December 17

Things I Wish Someone Would Have Told Me

The other night, I wrote up this whole thing on things I wish someone would have told me when I started high school. I am trying to figure if I should share it with people, and if so, who? The next freshman class? I'll admit, I am not sure. This one is an idea in progress.

Wednesday, December 5

Suck it, Spice Girls!

The Spice Girls Are The Devil!

Monday, December 3

Intemperance

Today, in Mr. Sabus' class of English, a group of us were studying William Shakespeare's Macbeth. There is a line where Macduff exclaims, "Boundless intemperance; in nature is a tyranny." After some research, we found that this phrase "boundless intemperance" means unrestrained lust. We laughed. As time went on, we tried to beat each other with different ways of saying unrestrained lust. The funniest ones were: uncontrolled sensual thirst, phenomenally unrestricted sexual bulgarity, and Ignited Margaret Thatcher Ecstasy. We came up with "Infinite Sabus Passions" for Mr. Sabus. He laughed.




The Ultimate Sex Lion

Tuesday, November 27

Chi

Break my heart for what breaks yours

First Vegetarian T-Giving

The entire day was spent thinking about how I will be coming home for T-giving, next year, and how insane-in-the-membrane college will be.





Conclusions Of No No November

Before




After


It can be concluded that I grow facial hair like a freshman girl. But, it was fun.

Someday, I will be a God, too. Someday. . .

Friday, November 23

Dank Logo

Tuesday, November 20

Is It A Guy Or A Girl?

Around the town, I have been noticing many people who seem to confuse me on which gender they belong to. I love to guess; I have a really good record. Sometimes, I get scared because I really have no idea which one they are. I thought it would be funny to make a quiz to see how good some people are?


I Got A Headache Trying To Do This One


Kind of Difficult?



The Dress Gives It Away, Or Does It?


The Hardest One EVER!

I was thinking about putting the answers, but, then, realized that my mind was so tired from deciding that I couldn't.

Thursday, November 15

Love Wins

Love Wins

Sunday, November 4

The Top Ten Dream Jobs

1. Staff Writer For SNL
2. Missionary Doctor
3. Cast Member of STOMP
4. Driving the Mars Rover
5. Taffy
6. Drummer For The Black Eyed Peas
7. Sushi Chef At A Big Time New York City Restaurant
8. Chris Martin
9. Guy Who Makes The iPod Sweet
10. Daft Punk

Emperors

I know a girl who has kidnapped my heart and won't give it back. Her weapon of choice is her smile. Like the aura of the moon, her radiant skin makes her glow. Her obsidian hair flows like a quiet, wandering brook. But the funny thing is, her heart and mind, what's inside, is where the real treasure is stored. Kings can only dream of the splender of these riches. For this kind of fortune, Emperors will travel the ends of the Earth.


I am her prince, and she is my princess.

Thursday, November 1

New Logo




Wednesday, October 31

No No November

Tonight marks the start of No No November. For those of you poor people who have no knowledge of this splendid tradition, all participants, male and female, must shave all facial hair on Halloween. The ceremonies end on Thanksgiving morning. By the way, Thanksgiving happens to be on Thursday this year. Extra credit is awarded to those who happen to sport a bald head and let it grow out for No No November. Let The Games Begin!

Wednesday, October 24

Charity Show




I had a stellar idea! Fire Refugees + El Toro High + Open Theatre + Our Town with no props and memorized lines = Our Town Charity Show At El Toro (Friday or Saturday). I pitched it to the class, today. . . I know. I work out.

Tuesday, October 23

Homecoming 007



My Middle Finger Picture (Notice The Lower Left Quadrant- Joe, Rilo Kiley, and Constz)




Death Cab On Ice Staff Writer




The Queen and I





My Boy And Rilo Kiley



Janelle and Rachel After They Got Drunk

3D Glasses



I don't normally think like this, however, today, I did! Indeed, I was driving along; Trader Joe's was the spot. I noticed a woman, as we call them in Kazhackstan, and saw that she pregnant. For no apparent reason, my mind immidiately began to think of something: She obviously had to do it to make a baby (Or two, if they are twins- I didn't stop and ask). "Everyone has to be born!" That was my epiphany of the day!

Friday, October 12

XYZ




THIS WEEK WAS CRAZY

Glow Sticks



I GOTTA A DATE FOR HOMECOMING

Saturday, September 15

Mute Math

MUTE MATH

I just listened to the album that will take me through the rest of the year... New songs to remind me of the things that are taking place right now...
My mouth is agape while I listen. (Easy, Perez...) I saw them make the Letterman appearance of the year a few nights ago and had to download. So do you.

This guy is a melody champ. Don't let the images and soundscapes fool you. This guy is all John Waite and I love it.

If you're unsure, check out Typical, Chaos and You Are Mine...

Dido
- J. Mayer

Friday, September 14

Let's Party Like It's 5768

As some of you may know, one of my favorite holidays occurred yesterday: Rosh Hashanah. The West and I decided that we were going to experience, firsthand, everything that goes down during this fine celebration.

Our travels began with a quick stop by the local Starbucks. After talking with everyone that we just happened to run into there, we asked our pilot to fly us to the local jewish temple. Now, upon arrival, The West started to second guess the current happenings. "Dude, dude, I don't know." Yet, 30 seconds later, we found ourselves talking to a very tall rabbi with very sweet hair styles.. Long story short, we met some people, hung out, and had a few laughs. A night well spent!

Monday, September 10

Coldplay




Recording in Barcelona, Spain, Coldplay's forthcoming fourth album will last just under 45 minutes (42 minutes to be exact). After touring in South America in 006 and 007, the new album is said to have a Latin/South American flavor- which is sweet.

There are all sorts of rumors, yet I have found that the album, which has no released name, is expected to come out anywhere in the December 007 to February 008 range. I have a feeling that this album is going to be off the hook.

Saturday, September 8

De La Salle


You many know that every two years, a certain messenger from the devil comes to Mission: De La Salle High's Football Team. In 2005, 7,000 people showed up for the game- it was insane in the membrane. On the 6th of Oct, THE WAR, as I call it, will be won by the #1 team in the nation- Red and Gold. If this does not occur, which the Lord has not abled any human mind to to comprehend, a hole in the universe will occur.

Friday, August 31

Prius- More like PRE-VI-OUS





My new car. Suck it!

Thursday, August 30

Suicide

Sweet

Test Drive

Recycling Ministry
August 30, 2007

Utilizing the resources that the recycling ministry has to yield, persons who are interested in a particular cause can take 4 simple steps to show compassion and mercy. If you’ve got a heart for something but don’t know how to exactly get there, you’ll get there!

To break down how this resource works, we will use Ryan, a high school student who wants to help impoverished persons in Uganda.

1. Realization
Ryan learns of the unfortunate plight of these forgotten people. He discovers not only of the situation, but hard facts and figures.

2. Reaction
Ryan sees that he has a “passion” for these people. Simply put, this kind of passion is a sense of duty, an intimate sympathy, and a positive anger- If someone doesn’t do something, I will. The latter part to this step involves discovering various methods of actually DOING SOMETHING. Though many equally effective ways in fighting poverty abide and exist, Ryan wants to utilize the tools the recycling ministry has to offer.

3. Response
Ryan is then put into the game! Utilizing resources like “Hot Spots,” a frequently updated list of events and activities that produce mass numbers of accepted recyclables, “Groupies,” HSM students who love digging threw trash cans, and “The Goods,” safety and collecting materials, such as, trash bags and gloves, Ryan can collect recyclables ‘til he drops. Also, he can choose to fly solo, or invite the entire gang. It is encouraged to own the experience and have fun.

4. Reaching Out
The biggest step! Ryan takes the recyclables to a collection facility, and collects the treasure (cash). With the help of the recycling ministry, the group decides upon the most effective, mindful, and practical way of dispersing the proceeds.

So, there you have it, the fat lady has sung, and peoples’ live are being changed. Consider the fact that God is not interested in the process, but the attitude. If you have any questions, contact the recycling ministry.

Wednesday, August 29

I Looked Up In San Francisco

I have this silly romance for the city. The cable car rings. Fog sleeps past me. Little Italy. Chinatown. Humble people strumming along on their steel guitars. I lay on the grass and look up to a bridge worth gold. The City By The Bay is where my little heart beats 17 years of joy.

I left my heart in San Francisco, high on a hill it calls to me. To be where little cable cars climb halfway to the stars.
T. Bennet

Lombard Street,
Jay

Monday, August 20

I am Optimus Prime

I AM
74%
OPTIMUS PRIME
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Optimus
Jay

Make An Enemy For Life

Care enough about something to make someone mad. An enemy helps you define yourself. As Schopenhauer said, "We can come to look upon the deaths of our enemies with as much regret as we feel for those of our friends, namely, when we miss their existence as witnesses to our success."

Little And Slight Smiles

Funny Things To Do

Have a Pop Star- A mix of Pop Rocks and a Rock Star

Record in a shower because "the reverb sounds sick!"
Fart as much as you can during service and see what the people around you do

Great another person not with a hand shake, but with touching each other's eye jelly
Let pedestrians know who's boss