Thursday, February 28

Vargish Action!!!

My political science teacher, Mr. Vargish, looks exactly like somebody. I can't put my finger on it. Gosh, if only I could remember.



Diablo Heat

I'm going to be on Diablo Heat, tomorrow. I make out with Mari. It should be pleasant.

Monday, February 25

Johann Bode

Start off with these numbers

0, 3, 6, 12, 24, 48, 96, 192, 384

Now, add 4 to each

4, 7, 10, 16, 28, 52, 100, 196, 388

Now, divide by 10

Mercury - .4
Venus - .7
Earth - 1.0
Asteroid Belt - 1.6
Mars - 2.8
Jupiter - 5.2
Saturn - 10.0
Uranus - 19.6
Neptune - 38.8

In 1764, when no means of precise measuring were available, Johann Bode discovered that arranging numbers in the manner done so above produces a ratio of the distances from each planet to the Sun. Further, when he published the idea, the asteroid belt had not been discovered. As we all know, however, the Asteroid Belt exists, today, and fits into the ratio system perfectly.

Later, the exact distance from the Sun to the Earth was found to be 1.5 e(11) meters. The distances from each planet to the Sun were also found. Indeed, the ratio system and the actual values lined up exactly. The only exception is Uranus' value. However, after considering the relatively small margin of error that occurs for Uranus and how well the rest of the system works, Bode's law still is held accountable and true.


Saturday, February 23

T-Shirt Submission


One of millions of submissions

Friday, February 22

Sweatshirt Revolution!



I am bringing back wearing sweatshirts around your waist.

Wednesday, February 20

Forced Against My Will



I was violated at the picnic. I told Emily to stop touching my butt, but, because she is so selfish, she kept doing it.

Friday, February 15

Wednesday, February 13

The Death Cab On Ice Leap Year T-Shirt Design Contest

Death Can On Ice will be holding The Death Cab On Ice Leap Year T-Shirt Design Contest between February 12 and February 29. All participants must originally design a t-shirt of any color, style, or size. The t-shirt must advertise Death Cab On Ice. However, ways of going about this are entirely up to the artists. All designs must be submitted by February 29. Let the games begin!

Winter Formal 2008


The Death Cab On Ice Staff


Where's Buckool?


Janelle and Rachel After They Got Drunk


Clap Throws Some Signs Down


Style Points


The Queen and I

Even though Tali wasn't there, we still got some dank pics

Wednesday, February 6

Ladies

Ladies, the ever-single Justin Brown has got himself a first date on Saturday night. It is sure to be an evening of intense love and lip coming-togethers. Also, we will be auctioning off steamy Valentines dates with Justin starting this Saturday night. Act now! This bachelor won't last long!