Sunday, July 27

Tires

Tonight, I snuck in to see John

Saturday, July 26

TV Week Side Note

TV Week makes me sound like a TV fanatic. I really like the shows that made the list; they are really funny and legitimate. To be honest, however, I can't remember the last time I watched TV. Just thought I would let you know.

TV Week

Friday, July 25

Number 1: College Football

Coming in at number 1 is College Football



Whether it's USC and Notre Dame, Harvard and Yale, or Michigan and the Ohio State, college football is always legit. One of my favorite games includes the time the Trojans played the Nebraska Cornhuskers. I recorded the game and watched it a subsequent 3 or 4 times because I thought it was so awesome.



Number 2: Wildboyz

Coming in at number 2 is Wildboyz



All I have to say is it is the dumbest show, but so freakin' funny.





Thursday, July 24

Number 3: The Charlie Rose Show

Coming In At Number 3 is The Charlie Rose Show.



There is something to be said about low-tech public broadcasting and their less-than-awesome graphics. I like this show because it is about the only thing that matters: ideas. It strips down the fat and lard to find out what people are doing and what they believe. My favorite part is that ugly oak table. Its plain and boring, but a legend.



Tuesday, July 22

Number 4: Late Night With Conan O'Brien

Coming in at number 4 is Late Night With Conan O'Brien




Though some believe this shows lacks, I think it is one of the greats. Let me start with the FACT that Conan O'Brien is the best late night show. Second, if you want a good, full, rick warren, belly laugh, watch Conan. Lastly, what show would try to get NASA to throw one of their DVD's into outer space to see how far it would go.




Death Cab On Ice Polar Oid

Monday, July 21

Number 5: Saturday Night Live

Coming in at number 5 is Saturday Night Live.



Though it varies in reliability, this weekly classic has always been a good watch. In my opinion, it is much more than just a show. It has its own culture, stlye, and audience. My favorite cast members include William Ferrell, Darrell Hammond, Bill Hader, and Andy Samberg. It comes in at number 5 for its creativity, originality, duration, and legendary status.






Sunday, July 20

Emperors

I know a girl who has kidnapped my heart and won't give it back. Her weapon of choice is her smile. Like the aura of the moon, her radiant skin makes her glow. Her obsidian hair flows like a quiet, wandering brook. But the funny thing is, her heart and mind, what's inside, is where the real treasure is stored. Kings can only dream of the splender of these riches. For this kind of fortune, Emperors will travel the ends of the Earth.




I am her prince, and she is my princess.

Saturday, July 19

Friday, July 18

Plugs

The Best Plugs Ever

Thursday, July 17

My New Band

Wednesday, July 16

Please Don't Stop the Music

We can not get enough of Rihanna around the Kelly house. Nothing breaks up the day like a dance party. Every day around 4:30pm, after Ja is done with AP PE and I have woken from my slumber (a good summer 1:00 pm, usually) we pick out the jam of the day and shake our butts away. Lately it's been Rihanna's "Please Don't Stop the Music". And we hope she never does. Mom's really good at something she calls "Flashes Froms The Darkness." It's really unattractive.

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Monday, July 14

Tabasco Hater

I will make this short because it is painful to think about. Today, I was cleaning some Tabasco bottles at Chipotle when I subconsciously utilized my hand to scratch my eye. Mistake; really bad mistake. I cannot explain what the subsequent feeling in my eye felt like, so I found this video to give you a better idea of what was going on...

Saturday, July 12

Beirut Bloue

Uncle Paul

Tuesday, July 8

Craving Nice: News Item

Man Attaches Balloons to Lawn Chair, Flies Over Oregon Desert
A 48-year-old Idaho man attached helium filled balloons to a lawn chair and flew across the Oregon desert on Saturday. Kent Couch soared up to about 200 feet off the ground and traveled more than 200 miles over nine hours before landing in a field and being greeted by dozens of delighted Idahoans. Couch controlled the flight course by shooting down balloons with his BB gun to lower himself the ground. This was Couch's third balloon flight and he says he'd do it every weekend if he had the time and the money.

Thursday, July 3

My New Book!


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