Wednesday, March 19
Monday, March 17
The Chicago River
The Chicago River is the coolest thing ever! In 1900, the Sanitary District of Chicago completely reversed the flow of the river using a series of canal locks. Also, ever year, on St. Patrick's Day, the Chicago River is dyed green! Crazy! Apparently, "the idea of dyeing the Chicago River green originally came about by accident when a group of plumbers were using fluorescein dye to trace illegal substances that were polluting the river".
Sunday, March 16
Golf
Em and I get to be all proper, today, and go to the country club. It'll be fun. I'm going to make fun of all the old people.
Saturday, March 15
Wednesday, March 12
Time Person Of The Year
It's generally viewed that being named Time Person Of The Year is a dignified, well-respected honor. But, few know that communist dictator Joseph Stalin was named Time Man Of The Year not once, but twice.
Even Hitler won in 1938. His issue is the only one not to picture the person selected on the cover. I can't believe that a well-known magazine, like Time, would honor somebody who killed millions of innocent people. I'm just a little bit mad.
Here are some of my favorite issues.
That's right! I've been named 2006 Time Person Of The Year!
This issue is titled 1966 Time People Of The Year: The Generation Twenty-Five And Under, referring to the Baby Boomers
1993 Time People Of The Year: The Peacemakers, Yasser Arafat, F.W. de Klerk, Nelson Mandela, and Yitzhak Rabin
Even Hitler won in 1938. His issue is the only one not to picture the person selected on the cover. I can't believe that a well-known magazine, like Time, would honor somebody who killed millions of innocent people. I'm just a little bit mad.
Here are some of my favorite issues.
That's right! I've been named 2006 Time Person Of The Year!
This issue is titled 1966 Time People Of The Year: The Generation Twenty-Five And Under, referring to the Baby Boomers
1993 Time People Of The Year: The Peacemakers, Yasser Arafat, F.W. de Klerk, Nelson Mandela, and Yitzhak Rabin
Thursday, February 28
Vargish Action!!!
My political science teacher, Mr. Vargish, looks exactly like somebody. I can't put my finger on it. Gosh, if only I could remember.
Monday, February 25
Johann Bode
Start off with these numbers
0, 3, 6, 12, 24, 48, 96, 192, 384
Now, add 4 to each
4, 7, 10, 16, 28, 52, 100, 196, 388
Now, divide by 10
Mercury - .4
Venus - .7
Earth - 1.0
Asteroid Belt - 1.6
Mars - 2.8
Jupiter - 5.2
Saturn - 10.0
Uranus - 19.6
Neptune - 38.8
In 1764, when no means of precise measuring were available, Johann Bode discovered that arranging numbers in the manner done so above produces a ratio of the distances from each planet to the Sun. Further, when he published the idea, the asteroid belt had not been discovered. As we all know, however, the Asteroid Belt exists, today, and fits into the ratio system perfectly.
Later, the exact distance from the Sun to the Earth was found to be 1.5 e(11) meters. The distances from each planet to the Sun were also found. Indeed, the ratio system and the actual values lined up exactly. The only exception is Uranus' value. However, after considering the relatively small margin of error that occurs for Uranus and how well the rest of the system works, Bode's law still is held accountable and true.
0, 3, 6, 12, 24, 48, 96, 192, 384
Now, add 4 to each
4, 7, 10, 16, 28, 52, 100, 196, 388
Now, divide by 10
Mercury - .4
Venus - .7
Earth - 1.0
Asteroid Belt - 1.6
Mars - 2.8
Jupiter - 5.2
Saturn - 10.0
Uranus - 19.6
Neptune - 38.8
In 1764, when no means of precise measuring were available, Johann Bode discovered that arranging numbers in the manner done so above produces a ratio of the distances from each planet to the Sun. Further, when he published the idea, the asteroid belt had not been discovered. As we all know, however, the Asteroid Belt exists, today, and fits into the ratio system perfectly.
Later, the exact distance from the Sun to the Earth was found to be 1.5 e(11) meters. The distances from each planet to the Sun were also found. Indeed, the ratio system and the actual values lined up exactly. The only exception is Uranus' value. However, after considering the relatively small margin of error that occurs for Uranus and how well the rest of the system works, Bode's law still is held accountable and true.
Saturday, February 23
Friday, February 22
Wednesday, February 20
Forced Against My Will
I was violated at the picnic. I told Emily to stop touching my butt, but, because she is so selfish, she kept doing it.
Friday, February 15
Wednesday, February 13
The Death Cab On Ice Leap Year T-Shirt Design Contest
Death Can On Ice will be holding The Death Cab On Ice Leap Year T-Shirt Design Contest between February 12 and February 29. All participants must originally design a t-shirt of any color, style, or size. The t-shirt must advertise Death Cab On Ice. However, ways of going about this are entirely up to the artists. All designs must be submitted by February 29. Let the games begin!
Winter Formal 2008
The Death Cab On Ice Staff
Where's Buckool?
Janelle and Rachel After They Got Drunk
Clap Throws Some Signs Down
Style Points
The Queen and I
Even though Tali wasn't there, we still got some dank pics
Wednesday, February 6
Ladies
Ladies, the ever-single Justin Brown has got himself a first date on Saturday night. It is sure to be an evening of intense love and lip coming-togethers. Also, we will be auctioning off steamy Valentines dates with Justin starting this Saturday night. Act now! This bachelor won't last long!
Thursday, January 17
Winter Formal
Emily and I are unsure of what we want to wear for winter formal. We've been talking; Here is what we have come up with:
A Traditional Amish Fashion
"She Is Beastly" -Emily
We Will Be Stared At All Night
Afro Crazy Woman
Napoleon Dynamite Styles It
Text 1-800-FOR-MAL to vote for your favourite winter formal wardrobe!
A Traditional Amish Fashion
"She Is Beastly" -Emily
We Will Be Stared At All Night
Afro Crazy Woman
Napoleon Dynamite Styles It
Text 1-800-FOR-MAL to vote for your favourite winter formal wardrobe!
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