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Flashing Lights

This is a video I made of my trip to Argentina with PEACE. The group was a mix of HSM and Crave students. It was ill.

Argentina Video

We filmed this in Argentina

Recess

The staff, here at Death Cab On Ice, will be taking a recess in all blogging activities! Write your local Congressman.

Skinny Cow

My mom has been buying these Skinny Cow Ice Cream Sandwiches. They are the greatest, most delicious, ecstasy of the tongue, divine tasting, paralyzing, explosion of the mouth, did I say delicious? amazing amazingness, most awesome thing ever!

R Dub and O Bomb

I like this

3 Sweet Dudes

I am rooming with Kyle and The Toth in Argentina!

The Chicago River

The Chicago River is the coolest thing ever! In 1900, the Sanitary District of Chicago completely reversed the flow of the river using a series of canal locks. Also, ever year, on St. Patrick's Day, the Chicago River is dyed green! Crazy! Apparently, "the idea of dyeing the Chicago River green originally came about by accident when a group of plumbers were using fluorescein dye to trace illegal substances that were polluting the river".

Golf

Em and I get to be all proper, today, and go to the country club. It'll be fun. I'm going to make fun of all the old people.

Brown

I went to The Lab, today. I spent my time reading this.

Time Person Of The Year

It's generally viewed that being named Time Person Of The Year is a dignified, well-respected honor. But, few know that communist dictator Joseph Stalin was named Time Man Of The Year not once, but twice.






Even Hitler won in 1938. His issue is the only one not to picture the person selected on the cover. I can't believe that a well-known magazine, like Time, would honor somebody who killed millions of innocent people. I'm just a little bit mad.



Here are some of my favorite issues.



That's right! I've been named 2006 Time Person Of The Year!


This issue is titled 1966 Time People Of The Year: The Generation Twenty-Five And Under, referring to the Baby Boomers


1993 Time People Of The Year: The Peacemakers, Yasser Arafat, F.W. de Klerk, Nelson Mandela, and Yitzhak Rabin

Vargish Action!!!

My political science teacher, Mr. Vargish, looks exactly like somebody. I can't put my finger on it. Gosh, if only I could remember.

Diablo Heat

I'm going to be on Diablo Heat, tomorrow. I make out with Mari. It should be pleasant.

Johann Bode

Start off with these numbers

0, 3, 6, 12, 24, 48, 96, 192, 384

Now, add 4 to each

4, 7, 10, 16, 28, 52, 100, 196, 388

Now, divide by 10

Mercury - .4
Venus - .7
Earth - 1.0
Asteroid Belt - 1.6
Mars - 2.8
Jupiter - 5.2
Saturn - 10.0
Uranus - 19.6
Neptune - 38.8

In 1764, when no means of precise measuring were available, Johann Bode discovered that arranging numbers in the manner done so above produces a ratio of the distances from each planet to the Sun. Further, when he published the idea, the asteroid belt had not been discovered. As we all know, however, the Asteroid Belt exists, today, and fits into the ratio system perfectly.

Later, the exact distance from the Sun to the Earth was found to be 1.5 e(11) meters. The distances from each planet to the Sun were also found. Indeed, the ratio system and the actual values lined up exactly. The only exception is Uranus' value. However, after considering the relatively small margin of error that occurs for Uranus and how well the rest of the system works, Bode's law still is held accountable and true.

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I am bringing back wearing sweatshirts around your waist.