Intemperance

Today, in Mr. Sabus' class of English, a group of us were studying William Shakespeare's Macbeth. There is a line where Macduff exclaims, "Boundless intemperance; in nature is a tyranny." After some research, we found that this phrase "boundless intemperance" means unrestrained lust. We laughed. As time went on, we tried to beat each other with different ways of saying unrestrained lust. The funniest ones were: uncontrolled sensual thirst, phenomenally unrestricted sexual bulgarity, and Ignited Margaret Thatcher Ecstasy. We came up with "Infinite Sabus Passions" for Mr. Sabus. He laughed.




The Ultimate Sex Lion

Chi

Break my heart for what breaks yours

First Vegetarian T-Giving

The entire day was spent thinking about how I will be coming home for T-giving, next year, and how insane-in-the-membrane college will be.

Conclusions Of No No November

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After


It can be concluded that I grow facial hair like a freshman girl. But, it was fun.

Someday, I will be a God, too. Someday. . .

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Is It A Guy Or A Girl?

Around the town, I have been noticing many people who seem to confuse me on which gender they belong to. I love to guess; I have a really good record. Sometimes, I get scared because I really have no idea which one they are. I thought it would be funny to make a quiz to see how good some people are?


I Got A Headache Trying To Do This One


Kind of Difficult?



The Dress Gives It Away, Or Does It?


The Hardest One EVER!

I was thinking about putting the answers, but, then, realized that my mind was so tired from deciding that I couldn't.

Love Wins

Love Wins

The Top Ten Dream Jobs

1. Staff Writer For SNL
2. Missionary Doctor
3. Cast Member of STOMP
4. Driving the Mars Rover
5. Taffy
6. Drummer For The Black Eyed Peas
7. Sushi Chef At A Big Time New York City Restaurant
8. Chris Martin
9. Guy Who Makes The iPod Sweet
10. Daft Punk

Emperors

I know a girl who has kidnapped my heart and won't give it back. Her weapon of choice is her smile. Like the aura of the moon, her radiant skin makes her glow. Her obsidian hair flows like a quiet, wandering brook. But the funny thing is, her heart and mind, what's inside, is where the real treasure is stored. Kings can only dream of the splender of these riches. For this kind of fortune, Emperors will travel the ends of the Earth.


I am her prince, and she is my princess.

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No No November

Tonight marks the start of No No November. For those of you poor people who have no knowledge of this splendid tradition, all participants, male and female, must shave all facial hair on Halloween. The ceremonies end on Thanksgiving morning. By the way, Thanksgiving happens to be on Thursday this year. Extra credit is awarded to those who happen to sport a bald head and let it grow out for No No November. Let The Games Begin!

Charity Show

I had a stellar idea! Fire Refugees + El Toro High + Open Theatre + Our Town with no props and memorized lines = Our Town Charity Show At El Toro (Friday or Saturday). I pitched it to the class, today. . . I know. I work out.

Homecoming 007

My Middle Finger Picture (Notice The Lower Left Quadrant- Joe, Rilo Kiley, and Constz)




Death Cab On Ice Staff Writer




The Queen and I





My Boy And Rilo Kiley



Janelle and Rachel After They Got Drunk

3D Glasses

I don't normally think like this, however, today, I did! Indeed, I was driving along; Trader Joe's was the spot. I noticed a woman, as we call them in Kazhackstan, and saw that she pregnant. For no apparent reason, my mind immidiately began to think of something: She obviously had to do it to make a baby (Or two, if they are twins- I didn't stop and ask). "Everyone has to be born!" That was my epiphany of the day!

XYZ

THIS WEEK WAS CRAZY

Glow Sticks

I GOTTA A DATE FOR HOMECOMING