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Is It A Guy Or A Girl?

Around the town, I have been noticing many people who seem to confuse me on which gender they belong to. I love to guess; I have a really good record. Sometimes, I get scared because I really have no idea which one they are. I thought it would be funny to make a quiz to see how good some people are?


I Got A Headache Trying To Do This One


Kind of Difficult?



The Dress Gives It Away, Or Does It?


The Hardest One EVER!

I was thinking about putting the answers, but, then, realized that my mind was so tired from deciding that I couldn't.

Love Wins

Love Wins

The Top Ten Dream Jobs

1. Staff Writer For SNL
2. Missionary Doctor
3. Cast Member of STOMP
4. Driving the Mars Rover
5. Taffy
6. Drummer For The Black Eyed Peas
7. Sushi Chef At A Big Time New York City Restaurant
8. Chris Martin
9. Guy Who Makes The iPod Sweet
10. Daft Punk

Emperors

I know a girl who has kidnapped my heart and won't give it back. Her weapon of choice is her smile. Like the aura of the moon, her radiant skin makes her glow. Her obsidian hair flows like a quiet, wandering brook. But the funny thing is, her heart and mind, what's inside, is where the real treasure is stored. Kings can only dream of the splender of these riches. For this kind of fortune, Emperors will travel the ends of the Earth.


I am her prince, and she is my princess.

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No No November

Tonight marks the start of No No November. For those of you poor people who have no knowledge of this splendid tradition, all participants, male and female, must shave all facial hair on Halloween. The ceremonies end on Thanksgiving morning. By the way, Thanksgiving happens to be on Thursday this year. Extra credit is awarded to those who happen to sport a bald head and let it grow out for No No November. Let The Games Begin!

Charity Show

I had a stellar idea! Fire Refugees + El Toro High + Open Theatre + Our Town with no props and memorized lines = Our Town Charity Show At El Toro (Friday or Saturday). I pitched it to the class, today. . . I know. I work out.

Homecoming 007

My Middle Finger Picture (Notice The Lower Left Quadrant- Joe, Rilo Kiley, and Constz)




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The Queen and I





My Boy And Rilo Kiley



Janelle and Rachel After They Got Drunk

3D Glasses

I don't normally think like this, however, today, I did! Indeed, I was driving along; Trader Joe's was the spot. I noticed a woman, as we call them in Kazhackstan, and saw that she pregnant. For no apparent reason, my mind immidiately began to think of something: She obviously had to do it to make a baby (Or two, if they are twins- I didn't stop and ask). "Everyone has to be born!" That was my epiphany of the day!

XYZ

THIS WEEK WAS CRAZY

Glow Sticks

I GOTTA A DATE FOR HOMECOMING

Mute Math

MUTE MATH

I just listened to the album that will take me through the rest of the year... New songs to remind me of the things that are taking place right now...
My mouth is agape while I listen. (Easy, Perez...) I saw them make the Letterman appearance of the year a few nights ago and had to download. So do you.

This guy is a melody champ. Don't let the images and soundscapes fool you. This guy is all John Waite and I love it.

If you're unsure, check out Typical, Chaos and You Are Mine...

Dido
- J. Mayer

Let's Party Like It's 5768

As some of you may know, one of my favorite holidays occurred yesterday: Rosh Hashanah. The West and I decided that we were going to experience, firsthand, everything that goes down during this fine celebration.

Our travels began with a quick stop by the local Starbucks. After talking with everyone that we just happened to run into there, we asked our pilot to fly us to the local jewish temple. Now, upon arrival, The West started to second guess the current happenings. "Dude, dude, I don't know." Yet, 30 seconds later, we found ourselves talking to a very tall rabbi with very sweet hair styles.. Long story short, we met some people, hung out, and had a few laughs. A night well spent!

Coldplay

Recording in Barcelona, Spain, Coldplay's forthcoming fourth album will last just under 45 minutes (42 minutes to be exact). After touring in South America in 006 and 007, the new album is said to have a Latin/South American flavor- which is sweet.

There are all sorts of rumors, yet I have found that the album, which has no released name, is expected to come out anywhere in the December 007 to February 008 range. I have a feeling that this album is going to be off the hook.

De La Salle

You many know that every two years, a certain messenger from the devil comes to Mission: De La Salle High's Football Team. In 2005, 7,000 people showed up for the game- it was insane in the membrane. On the 6th of Oct, THE WAR, as I call it, will be won by the #1 team in the nation- Red and Gold. If this does not occur, which the Lord has not abled any human mind to to comprehend, a hole in the universe will occur.