Death Cab On Ice

Funny Pictures From School

2009-06-11T10:53:00.000-07:00

Seattle Aquarium

Robot Costume - Hey, Do You Guys Want To Watch Transformers

Bainbridge Island

Loser Has To Call

More Bainbridge Island And Seattle Aquarium

Geology Field Trip

Ev's

Justin Brown

2009-05-18T13:25:00.001-07:00

Downtown Mexican

2009-05-17T22:09:00.000-07:00

The Point Of

2009-05-14T16:59:00.001-07:00

The point of having an open mind, like having an open mouth, is to close it on something solid
GK Chesterton

Thu Fell Asleep In Class

2009-05-13T13:28:00.000-07:00

Predestination

2009-05-11T17:11:00.000-07:00

5 Points of Arminianism

1. Free Will (He have the ability to choose or not choose Jesus)
2. Conditional Election (Before time and Creation, God sees those who will pick Him and, in turn, chooses them)
3. Universal Atonement (Jesus died for everyone)
4. Resistible Grace (God desires for you to be saved and you can choose to not accept him)
5. Perseverance of Some Saints (People can lose salvation)

Jacob Arminius, John Wesley (Founder of Methodism) Nazarenes, Pentecostals, Calvary Chapel, Assembly of God, Chuck Smith, Greg Laurie

5 Points of Calvinism

1. Total Depravity (We cannot choose God, God chooses us)
2. Unconditional Election (God chooses some people and others he does not)
3. Limited Atonement (Jesus did not die for everyone but for those God chose)
4. Irresistible Grace (If God wants you to meet Jesus, you will meet Jesus)
5. Perseverance of all saints (Cannot lose salvation)

John Calvin, Martin Luther, the Puritans, Charles Spurgeon, John Owen, John Piper, Reformed Baptist, Presbyterians

What Finland Can Teach America About True Luxury

2009-05-03T22:29:00.000-07:00

An Essay Written By Trevor Corson

New York – What is true luxury? Just when I thought I'd settled on my answer – a flat-screen TV the size of Kansas and a leather-upholstered car that can travel at triple the speed limit – I made several visits to Finland. Shortly after my return the financial crisis hit. Finland has been on my mind ever since. In these hard times, we could learn a few things about luxury from the Finns.

Strolling the streets of Helsinki, the capital, I noticed a lack of grand architecture and opulent homes, and an abundance of modest cars. Helsinki was a nice enough city, and it had some gems of modern design, but part of me felt that Finland was a bit dull. And, strangely, some of the Finns I met seemed to take pride in this.

Finland seemed even duller on my next visit in July. The weather was glorious, but Helsinki felt like a ghost town. I learned that most Finns take a five-week summer vacation, and that many of them disappear for the entire time to tiny, bare-bones cottages in the woods. Curious, I wrangled an invitation to visit one of these secluded cabins. It was meticulously cared for, but lacked any creature comforts. I quickly realized that there was nothing to do and no one to see.

After a couple of days at the cabin I was a convert. It was marvelously relaxing, and I realized the Finns were on to something – a form of luxury that had little to do with high-end products, the quest to acquire them, or the need to show them off. While some Finns pursue the material trappings of success, most seem to feel that the pleasures of time and solitude are more precious.

During my visits, I met some North American expats, including a Canadian who'd lived in the US for years. "I talk to friends back in North America," he told me, "and they tell me about all the latest toys they've bought. Here I'm just puttering away on my little house like a Finn, and that's about it. The pace of life is slower. I like that."

Americans in Finland shared similar sentiments. But they weren't naive about the place, and there was a reason they weren't buying the latest toys. "I'll never become rich in Finland," one explained, "the taxes are just too high." But for him it was a trade-off worth making. "Great healthcare, basically free. My kids get one of the best educations in the world, free." By the way, that includes college, free. He had no plans to move back to the States.

As I spent more time in Helsinki, my own notion of the luxuries available in Finland expanded to include more than just the quiet pleasures of a cabin getaway. Finnish cities are filled with universally well-maintained and high-quality schools, hospitals, buses, trains, and parks. While most Finns might never be able to own a well-appointed SUV or a big house, they value the less-tangible assets they do have, which add up to quality of life and peace of mind.

Finland doesn't pay lip service to providing a level playing field for all its citizens. It really does give the vast majority of its citizens a fair and equal chance in life, in a way that the US just doesn't, no matter how much Americans like to think it does.

Finland has its downsides, of course. The Finns I met described high rates of depression and alcoholism among their countrymen, and admitted that many Finns seem to suffer from low self-esteem. When I returned to the dynamic bustle of New York, I was happy to be back, even with the financial crisis decimating the economy.

Compared with Finns, Americans have qualities I admire and treasure: optimism, an entrepreneurial spirit, and a willingness to be opinionated, for starters. These qualities will help us fight our way back to economic health.

But let's face it: The single-minded pursuit of outsized material consumption helped get us into this mess. As we struggle to get back on our feet, perhaps we should pause for our own "Finnish moment."

Trevor Corson is the author of "The Secret Life of Lobsters" and "The Story of Sushi: An Unlikely Saga of Raw Fish and Rice."

The Rescue Is Still Going, Sadly

2009-04-30T13:44:00.000-07:00

The Rescue on Saturday was really awesome. We marched through Downtown, I hung out with Haley Alayra and cool SPU peeps, and we were rescued... early. I was thinking about going with the Rescue Riders to Spokane, since they had not been Rescued at the time; I decided against it since I had three mid-terms this week. Something in me wishes that I had went.

The Rescue has not been completed. Chicago is the only town left. The Mogul list includes:

1. President Obama
2. Oprah
3. Michelle Obama
4. Senator Durbin (IL)
5. Bono
6. Don Cheadle
7. Vice-President Joe Biden

Check Out Some Of The Pictures From The Rescue

Los Angeles (Santa Monica Pier)

OC

Washington DC

Seattle (This is not the greatest picture, but there will be more to come)

My Favorite Pictures Are From New York City

PEACE

My Good Friend, Hiro

2009-04-24T19:01:00.000-07:00

The Rescue: Influencers

2009-04-22T17:25:00.000-07:00

The Rescue: Documentary

2009-04-21T18:38:00.000-07:00

If you haven't seen the entire documentary behind The Rescue, go to the link below:

http://therescue.invisiblechildren.com/en/#/watch/

If you want to watch it on YouTube, check it out!

Peace

The Rescue Is Happening

2009-04-20T16:32:00.000-07:00

The RESCUE is this Saturday, April 25. If you don't know what I'm talking about, Joseph Kony has been using child soldiers to destory Uganda for over 15 years, and we're stopping it.

If you're in Orange County:

Meet at the OC Fairgrounds Gate 4 at 3:00 pm. From there, everyone will be walking around Costa Mesa and returning back to the Fairgrounds, staying overnight. Parking is $5 at the Fairgrounds. You will wait there until you are rescued by one politician, one celebrity, and, most importantly, one media member who will be getting the message out. Among the expected politicians and celebrities includes Senator Barbara Boxer, Senator Dianne Feinstein, Congress reps (i.e. Linda Sanchez, Dana Rohrabacher, etc.), Ben McKenzie, Pete Carroll, Matt Costa, and others.

Map: Check It Out

If you're in Seattle:

Meet at Denny Park on the corner of Denny Way and Dexter Ave. at 3:00 pm. From there, everyone will be walking past the Space Needle to Myrtle Edwards Park. You will wait there until you are rescued by one politician, one celebrity, and, most importantly, one media member who will be getting the message out. Among the expected politicians and celebrities includes Senator Maria Cantwell, Senator Patty Murray, Congress reps (i.e. Jim McDermott, Adam Smith, etc.), Mayor Greg Nickels, Bill and Melinda Gates, Ben Gibbard, Howard Schultz, Matt Hasselback, and others.

Map: Check It Out

If you're in Los Angeles:

Meet at Beach Park #1, 2600 Barnard Way (Just down the beach from the pier). From there, everyone will be walking to Santa Monica City Hal until you are rescued by one politician, one celebrity, and, most importantly, one media member who will be getting the message out. Among the expected politicians and celebrities includes Senator Barbara Boxer, Senator Dianne Feinstein, Congress reps (i.e Diane E. Watson, Brad Sherman, Howard Berman, etc.) Kristen Bell, Kirsten Dunst, Peter Eichstaedt, and others.

Map: Check It Out

The hope is that the message will get out. On the way to our final destinations we will be writing our local politicians. Secondly, when the celebrities and politicians come to the final destinations, the media will come to. In effect, the message will finally get into the mass media. People will know about it and demand change. I'm excited and you should be, too. Pray about it, bring your friends, get involved, bring your mom, bring your ukulele, help out.

Coachella Live

2009-04-19T20:47:00.000-07:00

Coachella is live online all night! Go to:

http://www.coachella.com/

Jenny Lewis Is On, Right Now!

The Rescue

2009-04-18T14:51:00.000-07:00

But Will It Work? from Behind the Scenes on Vimeo.

Un Trabajo Por Mi Clase

2009-04-15T13:55:00.000-07:00

Respeto a Paulo Kigame, el presidente de rwanda. Él ha sido líder bueno para un país que tendría muchos violencía y problemas. En 1994, estuvía guerra civil en rwanda y entonces genocidio. Uno millón murieron en la situación. Paulo Kigame ayudó terminarle. Después de la guerra, él ha punido mucho poder, pero no aceptar. Detesto Joseph Kony, el líder del Lord's Resistance Army, un ejército de odio y muerte. Empezado en 1987, el LRA ha secuestrado muchos niños para luchar en uganda y otras países en África. En abril 25, voy a ir un protesto terminar su acciones. Vas a invisiblechildren.com.

India 2009 Prayer Letter

2009-04-12T20:54:00.000-07:00

Dear Friends and Family,

Grace and peace to you from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ! The last few months have been ridiculous! In September, I packed everything I have into two bags and moved to Seattle as a student at the University of Washington. At school, I have been involved with Christian apologetics, psychology research, and the college ministry at Mars Hill Church, my local church.

As part of a team of about 10 people, I will be traversing to India in July of 2009. India is large country in South Asia. This culturally diverse country is home to about a billion people and the world's highest mountain range, the Himalayas.

This missions trip is part of what is known as the P.E.A.C.E. plan, an outreach effort to attack the “five global giants.” They include spiritual emptiness, corrupt leadership, poverty, disease, and illiteracy. This initiative was created to:

P - Promote Reconciliation
E - Equip Leaders
A - Assist The Poor
C - Care For The Sick
E - Educate The Next Generation

Our main goal is to share the love of Christ with the people of India. Our team will be working with churches, visiting orphanages and slum areas, and, possibly, meeting some members of local cults.

There are two ways in which you can be of great assistance. First, PRAY! Pray that we will keep our ears open to what the Lord has called us to do. Also, pray that the team will be God’s ambassadors and honor him with our thoughts, deeds, actions, and words while we are in India. As bond servants to the Lord, pray that we would be a united group with one goal: to love God and to love others.

A second way that you can help is through financial support. All support goes directly towards the funds of the trip, and no where else. The trip is an estimated $3014. Any support would be greatly appreciated. Obviously, this is a substantial amount, but I put my trust in God who transcends money; I know that he will provide for my needs. Please realize that this money is going to be used to share the love and Good News of Jesus Christ with the people of India.

If God leads you to give something financially, small or large, please make it payable to Saddleback Church. Do not include my name in the memo area; in this way, it will be tax deductible. Please send your contributions in an enclosed envelope to my address (e-mail me for my address: didyouseethatt@yahoo.com). Once given to me, I will deliver it directly to the church. I must raise $300 by March 8, an additional $1800 by May 1st, and, finally, $950 by June 1.

Thank you for taking the time to read my letter. I look forward to telling you about the many things that God will have done on my trip to India. May God bless you with His extravagant love.

Sincerely,
Jay Kelly

E-mail me for my address and more specific information at
didyouseethatt@yahoo.com

Immortal Is Normal

2009-04-12T20:36:00.000-07:00

Jesus Comes To Earth
Jesus Dies On A Roman Cross
Jesus Wakes Up
Jesus Walks Around

Happy Easter

Paper Planes

2009-04-06T16:10:00.000-07:00

9 Countries, 100 Cities, 32,886 Sign Ups

2009-04-04T14:57:00.000-07:00

APRIL 25
The rescue of Joseph Kony's Child Soldiers

UCSD Sends Acceptance E-mails To The Wrong List

2009-04-01T12:13:00.000-07:00

UC San Diego made a rather large mistake, yesterday. Last month, about 17,000 students were accepted to the university, including Nicole Nimehla and Bri Eastman (I'm pretty sure this is not changing), denying 29,000 San Diego hopefuls. However, the university's communication department accidentally sent an e-mail to all 46,377 applicants, yesterday, congratulating them on their admission to UCSD. About a half-an-hour later, the University realized its mistake, and immediately sent a second e-mail, apologizing to the 29,889 applicants who thought they had been admitted.

This Will Haunt You

2009-03-14T19:27:00.000-07:00

Penguin Love

2009-03-12T11:33:00.000-07:00

Faisal and I were on iChat, last night. He said that he and some other peeps have been to Treviño's house three times to marker his car. So awesome!

I Look Funny In Negative

2009-03-10T19:12:00.000-07:00

Partly Cloudy

2009-03-03T16:07:00.000-08:00

Kurtli Weather
http://www.kurtli.com/weather/

Where's Treviño?

2009-02-28T11:38:00.000-08:00

I was looking at some of old pictures the other day, and happened upon some good ones from Faisal's graduation party. So funny! I noticed that Treviño is in a bunch of them, but kind of always in the back. So, I thought it would be good to play Where's Trevino?

One of my favorite pictures of all time

A little bit harder

Kind of hard?

So hard

A few things. First, I really like those dresses. Second, this is impossible. If you find him, he is looking down because he was finishing his speech he was giving like three minutes later.

Kind of had to use this- making some jokes

Oh, Faisal

SERFS UP

2009-02-26T17:45:00.000-08:00

Wise Man

2009-02-22T17:33:00.000-08:00

I've grown two wisdom teeth in the last month. Is that bad?

I Made Another One

2009-02-16T13:03:00.001-08:00

Check Out My New Video

2009-02-14T18:56:00.001-08:00

Urban Dictionary U's

2009-02-11T14:06:00.000-08:00

Urbs
Shortened named for Urban Outfitters

Urf
The third planet from the sun.
She's every man's dream, she's God's giff to Urf

Urbanup
A command meaning look it up on urban dictionary.

Urine Balls
That nasty collection of plastic balls at the playgrounds of fast food restaurants across this great country of ours. Those balls aren't wet because it rained, it's because some kid peed in the play structure.
Child: “Mom, can I go play? I’m done with my happy meal.”
Mom: “Yes, just be sure to stay out of the urine balls.”

Uretha Franklin
A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.
I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner

Urbanspoon
A urbanspoon happens when you are walking downtown or in the city and your significant other comes up behind you and holds you/gives you a hug from behind.
Dude, They just totally urbanspooned.

Kenya Dig It

2009-02-09T22:39:00.000-08:00

Sky

2009-02-06T14:00:00.001-08:00

SNL BK's Backup Dancers

2009-01-08T17:32:00.001-08:00

Uncle Paul

2009-01-06T12:37:00.000-08:00

Did you S...know???

2009-01-05T22:18:00.000-08:00

It is snowing in Seattle... Like fat, white, cold, sticky, slushy, cold, chunky, flaky, icy snow!

Wiley ::: Wearing My Rolex (Fan Video)

2008-12-30T01:28:00.001-08:00

Matt & Kim Don't Skateboard Anymore

2008-12-27T17:54:00.000-08:00

Things To Do When I Get Back Home

2008-12-08T19:09:00.000-08:00

1. Go to Isaiah's House
2. Go to the Wedge
3. HANG OUT WITH EVERYONE
4. Go to the West's everyday
5. HANG OUT WITH MY FAMILY
6. Listen to opera
7. Go to Japanese restaurant
8. Drive the T-Bone
9. HANG OUT WITH MY FAMILY
10. Write letters to people
11. Not receive gifts
12. Hang out with Jeremy
13. Go to Sunday night Big Church
14. Play drums
15. See what grades I got
16. Maybe go to the mountains
17. Maybe hang out with Andrew and Evan
18. Take a walk in Covenant Hills
19. Watch Beat The Drum
20. HANG OUT WITH EVERYONE
21. Listen to 88.5
22. Hang out with my bfffffff TALI!

Bunny Slipper Wearers... Unite!

2008-12-02T17:44:00.000-08:00

So, I got this obviously candid photo message from Hiro, today. Apparently, he received a dress code violation for wearing bunny slippers. This is totally lame. Joe thinks that we should protest the act.

Dün Akşam Rüyamda

2008-12-01T14:31:00.000-08:00

I'm going to see theist turned atheist, Dan Barker, speak, tonight, in Kane Hall. It should be tight.

Be The Virus

2008-12-01T00:37:00.000-08:00

Friends Who Have Come To The Jet City

2008-11-29T19:51:00.001-08:00

I'll See You Soon!

Oh Man! I'm So Excited About This

2008-11-26T14:43:00.000-08:00

Gerry proposed to Bonni!

Thom Yorke

2008-11-25T14:04:00.002-08:00

People have been saying that I have a Thom Yorke haircut. I say, Thom Yorke has a Jay Kelly haircut!

Oh Man... I Love Weddings

2008-11-25T13:33:00.000-08:00

The Jet City Dix

2008-11-24T01:42:00.000-08:00

Rosette Has Stolen My Heart

2008-11-18T21:34:00.000-08:00

The First Person In The History Of The World To Dance

2008-11-17T14:29:00.000-08:00

Everyone, Meet Suzanne

2008-11-13T13:53:00.000-08:00

Scream

2008-11-12T20:49:00.000-08:00

I Did It!

2008-11-11T15:58:00.000-08:00

The Jet City Neuf

2008-11-08T18:06:00.000-08:00

Obsessions

2008-11-02T19:14:00.000-08:00

Tectonic Plate Dancing...

Mike Doing The Transform Boundary Dance

Jay Doing Liquid Hot Magma

Bad Boys Skate Club and Hall Skating

Harry Potter Obsessions

Japanese Food

Mike is so obsessed with Emma Watson (Hermione Granger from Harry Potter) that he spent $40 to buy her poster and hang it above his bed. Also, the background on his mac is a slideshow of Emma Watson pictures. Oh, by the way, he knows everything there is to know about Emma Watson.

Macs and Crooked Snowboard Posters In The Background

No No November

2008-11-01T17:13:00.001-07:00

Today marks the start of No No November. For those of you poor people who have no knowledge of this splendid tradition, all participants, male and female, must shave all facial hair on Halloween. The ceremonies end on Thanksgiving morning. By the way, Thanksgiving happens to be on Thursday this year. Extra credit is awarded to those who happen to sport a bald head and let it grow out for No No November. Let The Games Begin!

Bad Boys Skate Club

2008-10-29T19:33:00.000-07:00

Josh(ua)

2008-10-27T17:57:00.001-07:00

Really Good

2008-10-27T17:30:00.001-07:00

Jay And Janelle's Childhood Playlist

2008-10-21T13:33:00.000-07:00

Tips To Have The Best Week Ever, This Week

2008-10-20T17:08:00.000-07:00

Listen to Adele

Have a girl in your Geo lab tell you that you have a nice tuque

Call the mother, everyday

Never answer Justin Brown's phone calls

Think the girl in your Geo lab is funny because she always argues with you

Scare people to get them ready for Halloween (I got Kyle good, last night)

Go hall skating (NO SHIRTS)

Get 1 kill in Halo and have everyone in the room really congratulate you

And have a good week

Save Pangea

2008-10-16T14:39:00.001-07:00

Taftness

2008-10-13T17:14:00.000-07:00

A recorded lifetime history of the poundage of William H. Taft

Vote William H. Taft: The Human Raft

The Jet City Huit

2008-10-11T17:56:00.000-07:00

The Jet City Sept

2008-10-05T19:27:00.000-07:00

I Have Problems With My Butt Joint

The Jet City Six

2008-10-02T14:06:00.000-07:00

The Jet City Cinq

2008-09-30T21:27:00.000-07:00

The Jet City Quatre

2008-09-28T17:14:00.000-07:00

The Jet City Trois

2008-09-25T23:40:00.000-07:00

A Side Note:
I wasn't fast-forwarding through the interview; my camera screwed up and had some skipping issues.

The Jet City Deux

2008-09-23T17:48:00.001-07:00

The Jet City Un

2008-09-21T22:25:00.000-07:00

Michael Phelps

2008-09-05T01:37:00.000-07:00

I Had The Most Bomb Nasty Going-Away Party

2008-09-02T23:29:00.001-07:00

On Saturday Night, I had the most bomb nasty going-away party. Combine crazy food, crazy techno-dancing grandparents, "the pillow", Joe doing his finger dance, crazy swimming action in the clothes, crazy guitar hero battles, crazy Tali Constantz dancing, crazy people, crazy post-party Halo action with Lauren Medina, more crazy people, and ME and you have an insane night of going-away to a great new time in life in a great city, Seeeeeeeeattle! In case you were wondering, after we had been dancing for a bit, Tali was like, "Oh, CRAP! Let's go swimming." So, everyone just decided to going swimming, clothes and all. It was so much fun!

DCFC

2008-08-31T21:27:00.000-07:00

I keep listening over and over and over and over again

Grab A Guy

2008-08-26T23:15:00.000-07:00

Alright, peeps. Get ready to get down. Here it is; I'm going to The University of Washington in Seattle. I'm moving away and it's going to be sweet, but we need to have a party! Tell your friends. Bring your mom. Grab a guy off the street and bring 'em! My digits are 949.300.1244

Uncle Paul

2008-08-24T01:48:00.000-07:00

Black Cab Sessions. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Benjamin Zephaniah

2008-08-22T00:38:00.001-07:00

I Love Techno

2008-08-19T13:57:00.000-07:00

The Spanish Basketball Team Of The 29th Olympiad

Emily's Reaction:

"Yeah, I feel bad for thinking it's funny. I mean, it really is kind of mean... But it does make me laugh."

Death Cab On Ice Logo: Industrial Code

2008-08-08T01:46:00.000-07:00

Rural Soundtrack

2008-08-03T02:10:00.000-07:00

Prove Christianity wrong and I will denounce my faith forever

Tires

2008-07-27T23:33:00.000-07:00

Tonight, I snuck in to see John

TV Week Side Note

2008-07-26T13:44:00.000-07:00

TV Week makes me sound like a TV fanatic. I really like the shows that made the list; they are really funny and legitimate. To be honest, however, I can't remember the last time I watched TV. Just thought I would let you know.

TV Week

2008-07-26T13:42:00.001-07:00

Number 1: College Football

2008-07-25T22:51:00.000-07:00

Coming in at number 1 is College Football

Whether it's USC and Notre Dame, Harvard and Yale, or Michigan and the Ohio State, college football is always legit. One of my favorite games includes the time the Trojans played the Nebraska Cornhuskers. I recorded the game and watched it a subsequent 3 or 4 times because I thought it was so awesome.

Number 2: Wildboyz

2008-07-25T03:05:00.000-07:00

Coming in at number 2 is Wildboyz

All I have to say is it is the dumbest show, but so freakin' funny.

Number 3: The Charlie Rose Show

2008-07-24T00:02:00.000-07:00

Coming In At Number 3 is The Charlie Rose Show.

There is something to be said about low-tech public broadcasting and their less-than-awesome graphics. I like this show because it is about the only thing that matters: ideas. It strips down the fat and lard to find out what people are doing and what they believe. My favorite part is that ugly oak table. Its plain and boring, but a legend.

Number 4: Late Night With Conan O'Brien

2008-07-22T21:12:00.000-07:00

Coming in at number 4 is Late Night With Conan O'Brien

Though some believe this shows lacks, I think it is one of the greats. Let me start with the FACT that Conan O'Brien is the best late night show. Second, if you want a good, full, rick warren, belly laugh, watch Conan. Lastly, what show would try to get NASA to throw one of their DVD's into outer space to see how far it would go.

Death Cab On Ice Polar Oid

2008-07-22T00:36:00.001-07:00

Number 5: Saturday Night Live

2008-07-21T14:43:00.000-07:00

Coming in at number 5 is Saturday Night Live.

Though it varies in reliability, this weekly classic has always been a good watch. In my opinion, it is much more than just a show. It has its own culture, stlye, and audience. My favorite cast members include William Ferrell, Darrell Hammond, Bill Hader, and Andy Samberg. It comes in at number 5 for its creativity, originality, duration, and legendary status.

Emperors

2008-07-20T00:27:00.000-07:00

I know a girl who has kidnapped my heart and won't give it back. Her weapon of choice is her smile. Like the aura of the moon, her radiant skin makes her glow. Her obsidian hair flows like a quiet, wandering brook. But the funny thing is, her heart and mind, what's inside, is where the real treasure is stored. Kings can only dream of the splender of these riches. For this kind of fortune, Emperors will travel the ends of the Earth.

I am her prince, and she is my princess.

Sometimes, You Surprise Me, America!

2008-07-19T23:59:00.000-07:00

Plugs

2008-07-18T22:48:00.000-07:00

The Best Plugs Ever

My New Band

2008-07-17T00:00:00.000-07:00

Please Don't Stop the Music

2008-07-16T01:19:00.000-07:00

We can not get enough of Rihanna around the Kelly house. Nothing breaks up the day like a dance party. Every day around 4:30pm, after Ja is done with AP PE and I have woken from my slumber (a good summer 1:00 pm, usually) we pick out the jam of the day and shake our butts away. Lately it's been Rihanna's "Please Don't Stop the Music". And we hope she never does. Mom's really good at something she calls "Flashes Froms The Darkness." It's really unattractive.

not true

Tabasco Hater

2008-07-14T00:19:00.000-07:00

I will make this short because it is painful to think about. Today, I was cleaning some Tabasco bottles at Chipotle when I subconsciously utilized my hand to scratch my eye. Mistake; really bad mistake. I cannot explain what the subsequent feeling in my eye felt like, so I found this video to give you a better idea of what was going on...

Beirut Bloue

2008-07-12T01:38:00.000-07:00

Uncle Paul

2008-07-12T00:48:00.000-07:00

Craving Nice: News Item

2008-07-08T23:46:00.000-07:00

Man Attaches Balloons to Lawn Chair, Flies Over Oregon Desert
A 48-year-old Idaho man attached helium filled balloons to a lawn chair and flew across the Oregon desert on Saturday. Kent Couch soared up to about 200 feet off the ground and traveled more than 200 miles over nine hours before landing in a field and being greeted by dozens of delighted Idahoans. Couch controlled the flight course by shooting down balloons with his BB gun to lower himself the ground. This was Couch's third balloon flight and he says he'd do it every weekend if he had the time and the money.

My New Book!

2008-07-03T03:50:00.001-07:00

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Project Crayon Blankets: Jonathon Witt Face

2008-06-28T13:43:00.000-07:00

Summer Sledding

2008-06-28T13:40:00.000-07:00

Summer Sledding, tonight!

Wedding Pictures!!!

2008-06-21T15:00:00.000-07:00